Thursday, 16 August 2012

imPress - Press-on Manicure


I received my August Glossy box today and inside contained “imPress” – a press on manicure. It is advertised as a "salon-perfect manicure in seconds". I wouldn't have said 'salon-perfect' personally... At first glance it comes in a neat nail varnish bottle and although the pattern isn’t to my taste, could see how some people would pick up and have a look (packaging is key). On closer inspection, it looked like something that you would buy in Poundland, and it is definitely something I wouldn’t use over the age of 15, but I still gave it a go (as I had nothing else planned for the evening apart from television catch-up).


It’s a fairly simple technique to putting on these false nails:
Step 1. Open Packaging.
Step 2. Pick out nails to fit natural nail.
Step 3. Wipe nails with “prep” pad – aka a wet wipe.
Step 4. Peel off adhesive tab and place on to nail
Step 5. Apply firm pressure.
Ta-da.




Now I have used false, stick on nails when I was younger and I remember them being absolutely rubbish and stuck for about 2 hours as long as you didn’t do anything that involved using your hands. Those white little tabs that you had to stick on the false nail first, and then peel off the backing, and then place on nail? Remember. Yeah, rubbish.


These however, in all fairness to this company, aren’t like that. The adhesive is actually covering the entire nail rather than just the middle section, and have stuck them on with some force. I imagine they would possibly fall off if I decided to do some gardening but for the fashion sense, they are acceptable.


As somebody who never wears false nails, or has gels, I find the feeling of having these stuck on weird and I am very aware that they aren’t my nails. To someone who regularly has this feeling, and probably feels weird having only natural nails, these would no doubt feel “comfy”. By comfy, I mean that they don’t feel loose and as the pack says “Lasts up to a week*”. I don’t believe they would last up to a week, and there is a * printed, directing me to the back which follows on with “if applied properly”. What properly means, I don’t know because as I stated, it’s a pretty straight forward motion, I don’t see how you can do it wrong.





To me, these look very false; they are long, plastic looking and make my nail look extremely wide. Again, I am more a fan of the natural look so to someone who likes the false look, these would be perfect. It probably took me about 10 minutes, no mess and hassle-free.








I don’t think I will be rushing out to Superdrug to purchase the range of these nails, and I don’t think they will catch on as a trend, but if you’re having to pull in your purse strings and don’t really have the pounds for a luxury manicure, then this could be your solution to a cheap penny manicure.







http://impressmanicure.com/ - In the photos of Nicole Scherzinger, I am 99.9% positive, she is not wearing these false nails. 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=859cpqAOjmg&feature=player_embedded In this video, she is definitely not wearing these false nails, hence the lack of real closeups and very fast cutting.

NB. No offence to imPress - but I will be taking the nails off before this even gets 10 views so won't be able to see if they do last the entire week as stated.

Thursday, 2 August 2012

Long live Boris.

Boris Johnson is literally one of my all time favourite people. I honestly do not understand how you cannot love someone that calls ping-pong "whiff-whaff", uses words such as Olympomania and has that hair.

The whole world have their eyes on London at the moment, and our Mayor gets himself stuck on a zip-wire in Victoria Park. This has to be one of my favourite stories of the Olympics so far. Obviously the photoshop wizards got to work the second the photos poured in of Johnson and here are a collection of my favourite.

Please note. I am not the creator of such amusing photos, I have merely found them on the interweb and wanted to share the hilarity. All credits go out to the original owners. Enjoy.

Long live Boris.